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Heat Grips Most of the US; Old People Still CrankyAs heat gripped most of the continental United States, a hardcore group of elderly citizens have…View Post
Jul 18

Heat Grips Most of the US; Old People Still Cranky

As heat gripped most of the continental United States, a hardcore group of elderly citizens have…

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Lazy Fire Marshalls Remind Everyone Fireworks Inherently SafeApparently, the guy on the right didn’t get the memo that we were writing in all-caps
As the Fourth…View Post
Jul 4

Lazy Fire Marshalls Remind Everyone Fireworks Inherently Safe

Apparently, the guy on the right didn’t get the memo that we were writing in all-caps

As the Fourth…

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Chinese Astronauts Return to Earth, North Korean Astronauts Save ItChinese officials this week announced the return of three astronauts from the country’s fledgling…View Post
Jul 1

Chinese Astronauts Return to Earth, North Korean Astronauts Save It

Chinese officials this week announced the return of three astronauts from the country’s fledgling…

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Supermoon Fails to Fight for Truth, Justice and American WayThe northern hemisphere quietly and officially ushered in summer over the past weekend.  Though the…View Post
Jun 27

Supermoon Fails to Fight for Truth, Justice and American Way

The northern hemisphere quietly and officially ushered in summer over the past weekend.  Though the…

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South Fork Colorado Evacuated While Fires ThreatenGot a fire, ma’am?
Firefighters dealing with wildfires burning unchecked in a drought-stricken area…View Post
Jun 24

South Fork Colorado Evacuated While Fires Threaten

Got a fire, ma’am?

Firefighters dealing with wildfires burning unchecked in a drought-stricken area…

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Oh, the Wonders of Tooth Pain!It’s a hot summer day, and you’ve just picked up your favorite kind of ice cream from the grocery…View Post
Jun 21

Oh, the Wonders of Tooth Pain!

It’s a hot summer day, and you’ve just picked up your favorite kind of ice cream from the grocery…

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The Tale of The Foot Odor“Trick or treat, smell my feet-”
Most of us can agree that we’d rather you stop right there. Feet…View Post
Jun 20

The Tale of The Foot Odor

“Trick or treat, smell my feet-”

Most of us can agree that we’d rather you stop right there. Feet…

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Pregnancy Hormone Hot New Diet TrendHuman chorionic gonadotropin–or hCG for short–is the hot new trend in the dietary world, and with…View Post
Jun 19

Pregnancy Hormone Hot New Diet Trend

Human chorionic gonadotropin–or hCG for short–is the hot new trend in the dietary world, and with…

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Apple 1 - The original garage brand…By David Mccallion 
At a recent auction in Germany, an original Apple 1 computer was sold for over…View Post
Jun 18

Apple 1 - The original garage brand…

By David Mccallion 

At a recent auction in Germany, an original Apple 1 computer was sold for over…

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Father’s Day ReflectionsI’ve been a father now for almost twelve years.  In the course of the past dodecade, I’ve been…View Post
Jun 16

Father’s Day Reflections

I’ve been a father now for almost twelve years.  In the course of the past dodecade, I’ve been…

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